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Back to School Assignment by The Boy

Assignment was to start a sentence about the summer with every word of the alphabet.

Attacked a tree with an ax, won.
Burnt my hand while camping.
Caught brine shrimp at Mono Lake.
Died, in GMOD.
Extremely futile is this existence.
Fought a friend, broke sword.
Got to play in snow.
Huell Howser is very rude.
I have insomnia.
GMOD is fun.
Kayaked on Mono Lake.
Life, I have it.
Man, I'm tired.
Harry Potter, I read it.
Oh, No! One of my swords broke.
Parry Otter, in Monterey.
Quietly looked for beavers.
Runescape, a membership purchased.
Salvaged a broken sword.
The Lost Boys, I watched it.
U R chosen as teacher.
Very good sword was broken.
Went to Santa Cruz several times.
Xactly positioned car to fall on metro-cop (in GMOD).
Yelled at my annoying sister.
Zoned out in first week.